BLING!

There appears to be this craze to pierce all visible and covered body parts. I don't get it. The ears, certainly. However, it is disconcerting to try to give an order in a restaurant to some girl whose tongue is pierced and she acts as if she's TRYING to show it off! Yuck! So here's to all the boys and girls who feel they must defile their bodies in this manner.

Bling on her fingers.
Bling on her toes.
Bling in her navel.
Bling in her nose.

Bling in her nipples.
Bling on her bum.
Bling how she glitters!
Bling she's not done.

Bling in her eyebrow.
Bling in her tongue.
Bling in her small ears.
Bling, eight for fun!

Bling near her honey.
Bling goes the wand.
Bling at the airport.
Bling she won't leave land.

Bling! Bling! Bling! Bling! Bling!